-I thought I'd add a lil more. Why you ask?....Coz Im BORED!!-
After looking up at the huge sign The Gang moved onto the foot Path and walked into a Gruesome Market Place. In the stands stood, Shrunkin Heads "AGH!" Dirty Old People Magazines "UGH!!" Stinky Diapers "EWW!!" and what came to a surprise was a rack choc-full of Plushies, even one of them looked like Ninja.
"Aaaah-Ha-Ha-Ha!!" Ayame screamed of Laughter, "Th-That looks just like Nin-ja.....Ahhhaaaha!!" Ninjas little eye twitched of anger. He grabbed a lock of Ayames Hair in each hand and Yanked on them as hard as his fluffy hands could.
*STREEEEEEECH-PULL-YANK-CRIIIINGE!*
....."Aaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!" Ayame ran around screaming like she was going to die. Sora stepped forward and pulled out his KeyBlade. He stood in a cool, yet corny stance like he was some sorta BaseBall player.
"Batter'UP!" He yelped. Sora sprinted up to Ayame and smashed Ninja out of her hair, leading him to crash into a Gypsy Tent. *CRASH-BANG!*
"T.T.....Did he HAVE to take it so seriously!?" Ayame asked in pain. "Well...." Schatten explained, "...Whadda ya expect from the likes of Ninja?"
Sibyl giggled and replied, "Its kinda funny seeing a fluffy Moogle be such a Brute!" Ayame smothered her hair back in place and started to laugh aswell, "Yeah, but thats Ninja for you! A real A--Hole!"
"Aaaaah-Hah-ha-Ha!!"
Ninja was lost under a bundle of clothes until a hand shot infront of him and pulled him out from the covers. He was being held from the Pom-Pom on his head. He had his fluffy fingers covering his eyes, until he peeked to see a Little Girl holding him up. "Awwwww, you're SO cute!" the Little brown headed girl remarked. Ninja frowned and was about to scream until the girl pulled him into a Deadly Hug.....*OooooOuuuF*
"Im gonna call you Polly, Come meet my Daddy, Barret!"
Meanwhile, the others were'nt very sure where Ninja went, they all looked at Sora. "........What!?" Sora said as he quivered behind a News Stand. Schatten sighed and rubbed his forehead, "We're gonna have to split up, we dont exactly have time for these shinanagins! Sibyl and Sora, you head to the eastern side of this place and Ayame, you follow me!"
Sibyl was excited, it was very strainge meeting a
Game Character like Sora.
Ayame and Schatten stayed close together, being the fact that
Horrorween Town was a very untrustworthy place. Little men ran up to Ayame, wanting a peek up her dress. "Hee-He!...You're a pretty one Ain't-Cha!" they said as they shot their heads up her skirt, until she grabbed hold of them and punched them in the stomach. "Take THAT, and THIS....and a Whole Can of THIS-THIS and THIIIS!!!!........*WAAAH-BANG!*" The Little Buggers flew into the sky, a little bit like Team Rocket from
Pokemon except there was no sparkle in the distance.
Schatten stared at Ayame and shook off his trance, "....Ugggh, Shall we!?" Ayame was official pissed and answered, "Im really not liking this place!" Schatten rubbed his head and said, "I wonder if Control Freak programmed this place, because if he did that means he programed those Little Men to....Ha-Ha!...He's a horny mustard!" Ayame just stared at Schatten, "Shut-Up!"
Sibyl and Sora walked around the Town Square where there was a Freak Show. A One-Eyed man stood up on the stage getting Food and Crap thrown at him. "Ewwwww!" Sibyl gringed. Sora ran around the place picking up items and cash that was just sitting all over the ground. Sibyl walked next to Sora and looked at all the Loot he found, "Man, what kinda person just leaves their junk all over the place!?" she asked. Sora just shrugged and placed it into his pocket, "I always find stuff on the ground, once I found $1000 just lying on the ground infront of me, and Nobody else bothered to pick it up!"
Sibyl looked forward and saw a little girl run past with a Fluffy Moogle. "........*GASP*.....That Girl, sh-shes got Ninja!" Sora just looked puzzled when suddenly Sibyl grabbed his hand and began to sprint towards the girl.
"YO!.....Hold Up!, Thats my Friend ya got there!!" Sibyl screamed. She followed the girl into a Pub called
The Carnage Club.
Sora and Sibyl walked in slowly, they could see Pirates and Ugly looking Town Folk sitting around and getting into brawls. The place stunk, REAL BAD. Dirty Men peered at the two as they waltzed in unannounced. "Who ye be!?" said one of the Men with an eyepatch and a Mug in his hand. Sibyl stepped forward and said, "I be Sibyl, and Im looking for a Fuzzy white Plushie toy!"
The room went silent, all that could be heard were crickets. Until everybody just laughed...
"HAHAHAHAAAAAAAaaaaah.......HAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Sora stepped infront to defend Sibyl, "Hey, this aint no laughing matter! We've gotta find our friend....NOW!!"
The Crew of Freaks and Creeps stared at one another, they began to pull out Daggers and Swords and some crazy weapons that were so bizzare not even Einstein could identify them. The door behind Sibyl and Sora slammed *SHUT!*
The Drunk Bartender jumped from behind the counter and pulled out a Chain, "You, *Hic-Up*, dare challenge us!?" Sora shook his head and replied, "We didnt say THAT!" Sibyl pulled out her huge Shuriken and stood courageously, "You wanna Battle ME!?"
Sora nodded and pulled out his KeyBlade, "Maybe we can get some experience from this Battle!"
A small drunk midget ran up to a JukeBox and played a Certain song...
.............
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting"
(The Crew jumped from their tables and attempted to clobber Sibyl, but she smacked them over with a strong lunge to the Testicals)
"Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning"
(Sora spun his KeyBlade and threw the Drunks into the walls and out the windows, making one HELL of a scene)
"But they fought with expert timing"
"They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down"
(Sibyl ran up the walls and threw daggers into the Dirty men, making them bleed and pixilate away)
"It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip"
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting"
(A man ran up to Sora with his Nunchaku and tried to confuse him, But Sora poked in his KeyBlade, making the Nunchaku get into a serious tanagle)
"Those cats were fast as lightning"
(Sibly sneaked up behind Sora's Opponent and gave a critical hit which annialated the Drunken freak)
"In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing"
"There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand"
(A Fat dude flipped into the room with a huge Dagger, But Sora and Sibyl turned him into Hard-Drive Haven)
"The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip"
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning"
(Three ugly Midgets jumped in the way and jumped onto Sibyl and Sora. They began to crawl into their clothes like Mini-Me....it was actually quite disturbing)
"In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing"
(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
*CRASH-BANG-CLATTER-BOOOM*
The JukeBox was smashed into a million pieces by what sounded like a Gun. Sibyl and Sora (With Midgets in their pants) turned quickly to see a Black Man with a Gun for an Arm.
He stepped forward with his heavy boots and gave a grim look, "Ok, so you're the ones that were screaming at my Daughter huh?"
It was Barret, from
Final Fantasy VII...
.....Barrets Daughter (Marlene, if you've played the game) ran up to her father and grabbed his legs. Sibyl looked at the girl and saw Ninja in her arms, he gave a Scary "Get me outta Here" expression.
Suddenly the door banged down. It was Schatten and Ayame, "We heard a whole lotta action going on" Ayame yelled. They both looked at Sibyl and Sora's Pants and couldnt tell what was going on, they tilted their heads but before they could ask Sibyl replied, "Uhhh......Dont ask!"
Barret looked confused and replied rubbing the back of his head, "Ok, what the HELL is going on!!!!?"........
(Yeah, that was LONG!)