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Post by lashay on Jun 11, 2005 23:44:17 GMT -5
Robin: *is walking around titans tower with bags in hand* Starfire: Robin where are you going Robin: Starfire my real name is not Robin its....removes mask and gets deeper voice* Mitch Conner I've been running from the cops ever since I killed Bruce Wayne I thought maybe if I was a super hero they'd forget ol mitch and move on but no someone found out and now I must leave goodbye. starfire: runs in front of robin Robin: don't try to stop me star Starfire: but I am not *opens door for Robin* goodbye
souh park
~or~
After Blackfire died, Robin and Starfire are with her lawyer disscusing her will. Lawyer: Blackfire left this video for us to watch. Blackfire on video: Starfire, I always knew that you would find a man that would marry you, give you a wonderful family, and make all your dreams come true; well, I was wrong. Robin: And now you're dead, score one for Robin. Blackfire: SO I'm giving you my home in Tameran, the biggest mansion this side of the galaxy. Starfire: That is so generous of Blackfire. Robin: OH YEAH! UN-FREAKIN-BELEIVABLE!
family guy
- used RxS ones but u get the point and the next person has to guess whhat show it was from
ok now lets start:
BB gets struck by lightning
Rob-Oh my god! They killed BB! Cy- You bastards! terra ~picking up bb dead corpse~-Wait a minute, who killed BB? Rob-They did... Cy-They're bastards...
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Post by RoseSlade on Jun 12, 2005 10:51:03 GMT -5
duh south park...
Robin: (this is durring Apprentice) Let's join forces, with the darkness, and we can save Jump City! Starfire: You're stupid, Robin!
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Post by lashay on Jun 12, 2005 14:19:34 GMT -5
um.......starwars
robin: OMG u just ate all of the meat cyborg: bite my shiny metal donkey
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Post by ...~LOLRavenLOL~... on Jun 12, 2005 16:19:57 GMT -5
Starfire: O Robin, Robin, wherefore art thou Robin? -peers over balcony-
Raven: Shut up!
Starfire: Please, where hast Robin gone to?
Raven: He's getting his hair and nails done, the same place you usually go to. -sighs from loss of Robin-
Starfire: -retreating from the balcony- Oh...
Robin: Hey girls, I got some avacado masks and extra tight tights for yalls! Lets have a slumber party!
Raven and Starfire: .... Where'd Aqualad go? -sprints-
Robin: ... But.... avadaco masks....
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Post by lashay on Jun 13, 2005 16:05:43 GMT -5
lol niceeeee
BB: Oh my god...
Cy: What?
BB: Tell Robin to stay inside all day today.
Cy: ...Why?
BB: Look out the window.
*Cy looks out window*
*Starfire, Terra, Raven, Kitten, and various other teenaged girls are outside wearing nothing but bath towels with pictures of Robin's face on the towel*
Rob: Oh, hey, I gotta run to get some more hair gel. Be right back.
Cy and BB: NO!
*Rob opens door*
Rob: AAAAA!
*O Fortuna music plays as the teens swarm over Robin*
Cy: Should we save him?
Rob: No, no, leave me!
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Post by lashay on Jun 14, 2005 13:21:18 GMT -5
OMG I JUST GOTTA POST THIS ONE Slade: robin.........I am your father Robin: nooooooooo (Darth Vader runs in) Darth Vader: No I am his father Robin: uh.........wait whos my father Darth Vader: I am Slade: NO I AM ( Darth Vader and Slade starts to fight) Robin: The rest of the titans:
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Post by ...~LOLRavenLOL~... on Jun 14, 2005 21:41:44 GMT -5
Starfire: -picks her nose and wipes it on Raven-
Raven: -blink- ....
Starfire: -smiles-
Beast Boy: -jumps on Raven and grabs the booger- MY PRECIOUS!! -sprints off-
Raven: ... -returns to reading her book-
Starfire: -smiles-
(shrugs)
and
Cyborg: -does some random dance move-
Robin: -runs into the bathroom- DIE TOILET! -kills toilet-
Beast Boy: AHHH MY BEST BUDDY! -falls into a pit of snakes- MY BROTHREN! -dies-
Cyborg: -stops dancing-
Robin: -resumes normal behavior-
(-shrugs-)
and
Raven: Mango tastes like donkey.
Starfire: ... -takes out a donkey and starts eating it raw and alive-
Beast Boy: MY BROTHER! -falls into a pit of toilets- AHH MY BEST BUDDIES! -dies-
Starfire: ... -blinks and starts eating again-
Raven: ... puns suck...
(-shrugs-)
and
Beast Boy: GASOLINE TANKS GO BOOM!
Cyborg: GARY TOOK MY MUG!
Robin: I like to dance in front of the mirror in women's clothes...
Cyborg: ... well...GARY TOOK MY MUG
Beast Boy: Who's Gary?
Cyborg: ... << >> ... -whispers- hes the evil monkey in my closet... -evil monkey points at him-
Robin: ... -blinks and leaves-
Beast Boy: ... MY BROTHER -runs for monkey but falls into a ditch of ice cream- MOOOOLA! -dies-
Cyborg: -slams into a sandwich and dies-
(shrugs)
and
Raven: LORDY LORD! GOOD GRAVY!
Starfire: MOOSH!
Robin: Gals, theres plenty of Robin to share...
Starfire: ... -blink- ... MOOSH!
Raven: ...LORDY!!! -shoots everyone with a bazooka she randomly found on the floor and then kills herself by eating a toothbrush-
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Deadeye
Teen Titan
She's pretty when she smiles
Posts: 514
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Post by Deadeye on Jun 14, 2005 22:32:48 GMT -5
BB's playing video games and Star goes up to him.
Star: You got a quarter? BB:Uh, no, Star Star: Oh.
She leaves, but then sees Cyborg
Star: You got a quarter? Cy:No I don't, Star Star: Oh.
She goes again, then sees Robin
Star: You got a quarter? Robin: Sorry, Star. Star: Oh.
She leaves Robin and sees Raven
Star: YOU got a quarter? Raven: No, Starfire, and why are you asking everyone for a quarter? Star:How else will I be able to scratch my butt? YOU try wearing this skirt, it's too freaking tight!
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Post by ...~LOLRavenLOL~... on Jun 14, 2005 22:33:54 GMT -5
[lol]
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Post by lashay on Jun 15, 2005 0:31:07 GMT -5
*Beast Boy steps into bathroom*
BB: Phew, I thought Star'd NEVER finish taking a shower!
Cy: Oh, hey, before you use the bathroom, lemme remove this tape *pulls tape from hidden video camera that was in shower
BB: Um...why do you have a camera in the shower?
CY: Someone keeps messing with Robin's hair gel, so I have to leave a tapoew here to catch the culprit. Then I give it to Robin, and he watches to look for whoever's messing with his gel.
BB: Cyborg, Starfire just took a shower.
Cy: Oh...
Robin: *takes tape and heads off to room* Thanks, Cyborg.
Cy and BB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BB: *yelling after him*GET SOME POPCORN FIRST!
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Post by ...~LOLRavenLOL~... on Jun 15, 2005 14:45:56 GMT -5
Raven: Why does it smell like gasoline?
Robin: Um...
Starfire: ...
Beast Boy: ... -everyone turns to Cyborg-
Cyborg: WHAT? ... LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER FARTED BEFORE!
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Post by lashay on Jun 21, 2005 17:58:11 GMT -5
[lol omg im at the libary and i was laughing and everybody was like ]
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mountaindew
In Training
hiding in the shadows... I'm always there
Posts: 47
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Post by mountaindew on Jun 22, 2005 7:38:08 GMT -5
wow these are really funny... especially LOLRavenLOL's
Starfire: Oh-my-god her butt is like, so BIG -star and robin look at Raven- Robin: Sorry to tell you this but... -puts on rapper's clothing- I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! my sister told me to do that one...
Robin: Hey Cy, have you seen BB? Cyborg: He said something about visiting his relatives...? -meanwhile... in africa- BB (in elephant form): WOO! YEAH! STAMPEDE!! YEAHHHH!!
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Post by ...~LOLRavenLOL~... on Jun 23, 2005 0:36:39 GMT -5
BB: -glomps Robin- Rae&Star: MINE! -kills BB- Robin: .... -hides behind Cyborg- Rae&Star: MINE! -kills Cyborg- Robin: Look, girls... um.. Rae&Star:.. WE SAID... MINE! -kills Robin- Aqualad: um... why did you just kill the Robin? Rae: He had my tea. Star: and my hair spray Aqualad: ... -shrugs- lets go to the club girls. Me: MINE! -kills R&S- ....<< >> Red X: A-oookay... Me: -glomps both of them- Lets go to the club, guys.
Larry: And that is what will happen when we don't respect each other's possessions, so please don't touch each other's stuff. Teen Titans: ....What the hell, what kind of meeting is this? Beast Boy: IM BLIND! -dances for .1 secs- Teen Titans: ....Jeegers...
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Post by ...~LOLRavenLOL~... on Jun 23, 2005 1:04:50 GMT -5
Oh I just got one:
Raven: Robin, I'm pregnant with your child. Starfire: Robin, what is this I hear of Raven carrying your child? Robin: But that's impossible, my excessive applying of hair gel leaves me sterile... Raven: Well in that case... the baby is....Slade's! Slade: What? We never even did anything, I'm not even interested in you! Your hair's too dark! Raven:... Well... that rules out the last possiblity... The father of the child is... -everyone leans in from anticipation- Raven: MYSELF Robin: ...Um... Slade... O.O... uh... Starfire: .... -1 hr later, everyone has left the room, Raven is making tea for Robin and herself and Slade is getting a haircut, Starfire is still in the room, staring dumbfounded at the wall where Raven was standing- Starfire: .....-gasp-!!
The End
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